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by Henry Owings

Author: Henry Owings
Subcategory: Music
Language: English
Publisher: Quirk Books (August 1, 2008)
Pages: 144 pages
Category: Photo and Art
Rating: 4.2
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Aimed mostly at the garage bands & bands trying to make it big, on and off tour, this . The Rock Bible book was a book I just happened to come across in all places.

The Rock Bible: Holy Scriptures for Fans and Bands. Tons of Rock bands have come and gone and most of them did everything that's right according to the author Henry H. Owings

The Rock Bible : Unholy Scripture for Fans and Bands.

Chunklet magazine publisher Henry Owings’ biblical pronouncements should serve as commandments every rocker should live by, whether band member, wannabe (. crew), groupie, fan or, God forbid, critic.

Fans: Fans that dress like the band are just asking to be pummeled

The Rock Bible’s origins come from the youngest of the young to the most .

Onstage Antics: "Being wasted onstage works for only about 5 percent of bands, and yours isn't one of them.

The Rock Bible: Unholy Scripture for Fans & Bands (Quirk Books, 2008) Originally intended as the theme to a new issue, but exploded into a book in nine weeks.

The rock bible: unholy scripture for fans and bands.

Like Moses delivering forth the Ten Commandments, Chunklet magazine presents you with The Rock Bible—the complete rules for living an authentic life of rock ’n’ roll.  Here are hundreds of wise and witty guidelines for   Drummers: “If you’re one of those drummers who sets up at the front of the stage, back the hell up. You are the goalies of rock; play your position.”   Singers: “When you feel like stage-diving, first make sure the people in the front like your music enough to catch you.”   Guitarists: “No one’s looking at your guitar strap. Don’t ever spend more than the cost of an average meal on something that can be replaced by a particularly hearty piece of string.”   Keyboardists: “There’s only one person who will look more ridiculous and offensive in leather pants than the lead singer: the keyboard player.”   Onstage Antics: “Being wasted onstage works for only about 5 percent of bands, and yours isn’t one of them.”   Fans: “Fans that dress like the band are just asking to be pummeled. If you want to be in the band that badly, you might as well bring your gear to the show and play along from the audience.”   And unholy words on much, much more.